- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What is red and not there? No tomatoes.

What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

Three hispanic men pull up to a suburban residence. They pick up their friend and go see a movie.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Whats ironic about the Facebook "like" button? Nothing

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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