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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

A man and a women have a conversation. Man: what's 2 + 2 Woman: four. Man: you're correct.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

A horse walks into a bar...n

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

HAHA SO ONE TIME... The man could not finish his story because he gets shot, and is mourned for years. His daughter was watching it all. She then jumped. And fell. And broke her knee. And then died. yeah

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

What do people do in France when they are hungry? Get something to eat.

Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

knock knock your gay

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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