Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an orgy.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Poopsack Jones

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What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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What did Stephen Hawking say about Stephen Hawking Anti-jokes? "They're stupid".

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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