A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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Why didn't the Mammoth go to school? Because his species went extinct before the development of organized education. And he's also a Mammoth.

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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A Mexican walks into a club.

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What did Sam say when the basketball hit her face? Ouch.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms ... Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie

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An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

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What is worse than being ran over by a bus? Nothing really.

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hi

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Womens rights

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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potatoes

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here's a great way to ruin someone's 'knock knock' joke: Knock knock Come in!

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Teen pregnancy

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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Do you know that car over there? No.

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Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

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Women's Basketball.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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