- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Two men sit down at a bar. First man: I hear you're having a baby! Second man: My wife had a miscarriage. First man: Oh.... The talking ceased

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

josh roberts you speccy cuunt

Why does 4 +5 = Hitler? It doesnt it equals 9.

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Compton

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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