- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know George Washington? He died.

Ancient Greeks rights

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Why couldn't the little girl walk? She was raped by a herd of black men, resulting in irreversible damage to her rectum and groin area.

Penis

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems don't rhyme, This one doesn't.

What flys? A fly

What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why are there no Mexican people on Star Trek? Because the casting director screened thousands of actors and actresses and assembled what he/she felt was the most talented cast to create and sustain a long running television series. Unfortunately no one of Mexican dissent was awarded a role.

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

Anal cheese curds.

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

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