Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Chuck Norris died.

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???????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????? I cant make a good joke.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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What do you say to jacks mum when your having Sex? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are red violets are red, the grass is red Holy crap! My yard is on fire!

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How many blondes does is take to screw a man? one and a condem

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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your mother is so lesbian

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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josh roberts you speccy cuunt

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Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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The President, the Pope, and a small child are in a plane when the pilot announces that they are about to crash. The plane hits the ocean. They quickly remember that there is a life jacket under their seats and they promptly put it on, but wait to inflate it (by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs) it until after exiting the cabin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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