Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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What has four legs, its yellow with black spots, and can run as fast as a Cheetah? Another Cheetah

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

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Hey are you from Tennessee, 'cause you have a very nice accent.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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KEVIN HART

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Why'd the first koala fall out of the tree? He died. Why'd the second koala fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first koala. Why'd the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game. Why'd the refrigerator fall out of the tree? He thought he was a koala. Why'd the boy fall off the swing? He was hit by 3 koalas and a refrigerator. Why'd the boy fall off his bike? He had no arms or legs

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A man. That is all.

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lol

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Tim's gay.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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shut up

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What is black and hangs from a tree in my backyard? My neighbors children.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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