What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

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Whats worse than being a Jew? Being black.

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What's the difference between a bunch of slaves and a porsche? A: i don't have porsche in my basement

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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Why did the cow cross the road?..I didn't know the intentions of the cow, but an elderly woman in an automobile experienced a collision with the animal that ended not only the life of the cow but of the elderly woman as well.

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What do you call a red sore on your genitals? Herpes, probably.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A black goes to college

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What is a bear's favorite televison show? It doesnt have one because it is a bear which makes watching television an illogical fallacy.

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer? Well! since trees nor apples have the ability to talk I would say the apple tree said nothing. And if the farmer thinks it did say something he should visit the doctors to check his hearing. The End.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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What happened to the orphan on Christmas? he got raped

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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