I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

8=D

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

No.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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