What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

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What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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women's lacrosse.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Why did the girl hang herself? She was constantly bullied in school and on the internet.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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why did the 1st koala fall out of the tree ? it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree ? it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree ? it was hit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree ? it was inside the fridge

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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