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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

Why did the lady drop her shopping Because she ran into coles

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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