Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What's a mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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cot!

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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What do you call a black person trying to swim? Wet.

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women's rights.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What did the frog say to the beautiful sleeping princess? Ribbit

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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a man walks into a bar..... the man pulls out a gun and robs the place as he is exiting he bumps into a child the child falls in the street and is crushed by a bus. the bus in an attempt to avoid the child swerves and hits a maternity clinic next to a gas station that promptly explodes. the robber so distraught he trys to shoot himself but the gun misfired and the man was arrested and was raped repeatedly in prison...he now has aids...

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What's red and green? A frog in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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