What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Can I touch it?

How many Jews can fit in a VW Beetle? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and maybe one in the trunk, but that wouldn't be very comfortable.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Penis in a box.

Mitt Romney for president.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

whats worse than flunking math? death.

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

cot!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

I scream. You scream. We all scream.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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