Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

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What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

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I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

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A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What was the worst part when 3 Mexican men fell off a cliff? They each were active in the community and had jobs.

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Akshaytiger World

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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This is a joke with a difference. It isn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow? Orange.

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Then what's your favorite team little white guy?

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Anal cheese curds.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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