- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

NEVER

I told my friend a joke. He didn't laugh, I asked why. He said he was autistic and he does not understand humor.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

I came.

why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer .

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A man stuck his diick in a blender He had a "penis shake" for breakfast

So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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