- Anti Joke

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

corey is a nipplepotomus

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

8=D

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

Looking for a job in this economy is like trying to find employment during an extreme economic downturn.

Miscarriages.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How does Ray Charles see? He doesn't, he plays piano.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

you will die someday

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

ollie is a fag so are you

Yo Momma is so ugly she probably doesn't have any friends.

Your Mama is so stupid She shot herself by accident and died. Your family has not stopped mourning since

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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