- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

A peice of dust floats into a bar. Its a peice of dust so no one notices it.

Two friends not to far apart: A: Hey you, you hear me?! B: yes. A: You hear me?! B: yes!! A: You hear me?! B: yes, yes, what!?! A: You hear me?! B: YEEEEEEEES WHAT'S going on?!?! (gets upset) A: Nothing, I'm just checking your hearing.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

What's red and green? A frog in a blender

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

The glass is half an hour.

knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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