- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

A Mexican walks into a club.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is an abusive relationship and is drinking her pain away.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

come along children

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

I'm so hungry, I could eat an adequately sized meal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Loss of habitat.

You're momma's so fat, that I just wanna go over there and make hot passionate love to her. What? I'm a chubby chaser.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

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