What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

Wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment

What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

How many jews can you fit in a car? However many seats there are

Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

666 im christian

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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