what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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Why does Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? Because she's moaning with the other.

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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what do you call a jewish ladies boob? a joob

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Get in the van

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Roses are red. Voilets are blue I'm Morgan Freeman and I CAN SMELL YOU...

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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what do you call a dear with no I? No I dear

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Water, please.

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What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? He was feeling upset because his wife left him and took full custody of his three kids. His friend cheered him up and took him to the party. At the party, he did a line of cocaine and became a drug addict. He died six months later.

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"Hello." "Hi."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

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What's big, red and looks like a bucket? A small blue bucket labeled big red bucket.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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SPAMS!!!

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What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

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why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

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Rebecca Black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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