- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dozer has a soul

Why did the fish bite the house? Because he wanted to eat the house

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

Working hard or hardly working????

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

Three blind men walk into a bar but they were unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from them would be exploitative.

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What time is it? 12:03 AM

Knock knock. Come in.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why did Tyrone attack? Because he was getting made fun of

It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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