- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

No.

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

A black person in the NHL

Q. What gets louder as it gets smaller? A. A baby in a paper shredder

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Your in the wrong hemisphere

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

What flys? A fly

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

Why did the alien cross the road. To get to his ship.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

i heart wiener

This is not a good joke.

What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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