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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

Black people are clen.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's just been shot, despite the fact that zebra hunting is illegal.

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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