- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She was shot Knock knock Who's there? Sally Aren't you dead? Oh yeah K Well imma go be dead now Have fun K

why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

Two guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would've noticed and avoided it.

im black

What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

Last night I saw an elephant in my pajamas. I don't know why I went to the zoo in my pajamas.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

shut up

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What is a pirate's favourite letter? There is no definitive answer. It depends on the individual pirate, and the environmental and genetic factors that go to make up his or her preference for a particular letter.

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