whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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An amputee walks into a bar with a big smile on his face and sits down. The bartender looks over at him and asks "How did you lose your arm?" The amputee doesn't respond because he has been deaf and mute since birth.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

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My mom's dead

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Kittens.

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"I have some pretty bad news for you, but to ease into it, I will try to work it into a conversation." -Alright Doctor, let's try that." "Hey, how are you feeling today?" -"I feel great!" "That's odd, because you have leukemia..."

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Jokes are funny.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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What comes after 69? Mouthwash

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Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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Anti Joke

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