- Anti Joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

A man is walking alone in a park and stumbles upon a lamp. He rubs the lamp and a genie appears out of thin air. The genie tells him he has three wishes to wish for whatever his heart desires. The man naturally wishes for Anthony Davis to shave his damn unibrow. He then throws the lamp at a little boys face and laughs uncontrollably.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? over 100

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

What did the Irisman say to the bartender? Don't know? i don't speak Irish?

What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Hey Caleb.

-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

women's rights.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.