Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Okay so two penquins are sitting in a bathtub when one asks the other "Hey pass the soap!". The other one jokingly replies "what do I look like a typewriter?"

A Muslim blows up a bar

Go away.

How do you make a mail man cry? Run him over with a forklift.

knock knock who's there a black person SHIT!!!!

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

Whats worse than black people : a grimy old woman lickin your toes

What's white and sticky? Glue

What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

What's worse than a woman driver? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

a show horse jumps over a bar

Someone told me about this website.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

how do you say desk in spanish? escritorio

cot!

What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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