So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

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A homeless person dies.

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did the elephant fall into the hot chocolate? It fell off the marshmellow.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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how do you make coffee you put it in a mug

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a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

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How do you get your wife to stop nagging? chop off her head

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are you lazy? -yes -Why are u lazy? -cause am lazy

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My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

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Women's rights.

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Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

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What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did Susie fall off of the swing? She was hit by an asteroid.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Anti Joke

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