How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What's the difference between me and you? Dr. Dre

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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How does a black man make an anti joke? www.anti-joke.com/submit

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Adam Sandler.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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holly, a japanese boy and an american boy walked into a internet cafe. They then began to play runescape so they could train together and trade rare items.

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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Why did the thief steal the kitchen sink? Everything else was stolen by another thief earlier in the day.

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women's lacrosse.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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A man walked into a bar. He did this because he was blind and could not see the obstacle in his path.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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