Knock knock It's open, come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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how do you know that harry potter isnt real a ginger has two freinds

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

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I LIKE TURLES.

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Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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Time flies like a banana.

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Someone told me about this website.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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sweaty black guy

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. It's funny because the robot has no arms.

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Anti Joke

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