- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Knock Knock Whos there Reality* Knock Knock Opens Door

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's the similarity between a grape and an elephant? Both are purple except for the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

Fuck her

You play the piano? What more can you do? Sounds complicated but try me.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

Q: why did suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock. Q: who's there? A: not suzy!

how do you make a blonde laugh on friday tell her shes a blonde on monday

Knock knock Come in!

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Yo mama's so stupid, I told her it was chili outside so she went outside with a spoon.

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