How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

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What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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One Big Ass Mistake America

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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sweaty black guy

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "My son was just diagnosed with pancreatic cancer."

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

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Don't rape me!

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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balls in ya mouf

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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Why did Willy kill the black man? Because not.

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Yo Mama is so ugly she wears a mask on halloween

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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