Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

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Jokes are funny.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin befor they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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the chicken whent boomand then died

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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what is poop in pee? bagel thins? tuesday.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon A: Ones fun to beat with a sledgehammer, the other ones a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His motives so far are unknown as he is a chicken, and therefor cannot divulge the information.

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why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A squirrel got killed by getting hit by a truck haha its funny cuz the squirrel died

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a raging hard-on and was leering at him.

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Anti Joke

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