- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Your mom is so dumb that she failed to pass her 11th grade year, forcing her to drop out to get a GED and spend the rest of her life at a dead end job

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

no u

WNBA

whats gay ? you

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

Why was the orphan crying? His parents were dead and his future was uncertain.

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