Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

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why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

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What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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WNBA

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

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KEVIN HART

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Why do black people love watermelon? It's simply delicious.

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guess what? chicken butt.

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yo mama so fat she's fat

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why was six afraid of seven? cause seven raped and pillaged eight's family.

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why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

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what's long, skin colored, erect, and limp? a finger.

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What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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