Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

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why did the 8 year old want a squirt gun? his parents were on fire

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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Rebecca Black.

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Women

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An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

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10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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what do you call four black people in a red sleeping bag? -a very snug sleeping bag as they can rarely fit more then one person comfortably

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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