Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

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What did the homeless guy do when he saw a bucket? He peed in it

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People Eating Tasty Animals

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is brown and sticky?

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Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

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Mexicans working in an office

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if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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