Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

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http://www.fotokristall.narod.ru/mov0001.swf

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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okay.....

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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want to go home? yea

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

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What is brown and sticky?

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Religion

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tim rafter died no one cared

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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