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Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What do you call a man who just came home from a 72-hour work shift ? You don't call him, you let him sleep.

what do you call a duck with no legs? a sitting duck

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What did the women order for dessert? Pie.

I can't think of a joke!

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

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There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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