Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

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Yo momma is so ugly, she might not win the "America's next top model" contest.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? Different skin color.

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Why did the boy stop playing nintendo 64? He choked on a red M and M and struggled for air until he fell lifelessly on the floor, landing on his pet mole, furthermore, dying and killing the animal as well. It was loose loose situation.

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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W.N.B.A.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Father Dougal Mcguire

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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whats better than shoes feet

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Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

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Why did the plane full of Arabs crash? One of The engines failed

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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A man walks into a doctor's office. He is diagnosed with cancer. After three years he dies.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

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