what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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oops

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a pedophile

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How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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How do you make an antijoke corny. How? Corn.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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What's funnier than a midget bungie jumping? Nothing

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Knock Knock Good one...

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

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A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

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Two muffins are in the oven, one looks at the other and says, "it sure is hot in here." The other responds, "AAhHH a TALKING MUFFIN."

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Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Hi colton

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Men's rights

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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penisface

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