Why don't rhetorical questions need answers? Because that is what makes them rhetorical.

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Y2K

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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Kim Kardashian's Marriage.

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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A Nazi ran into a Bar.

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Do you want to come with me? NO! oh i wanted to cum on your face. Thats god damn gay Nope thats god damn sexy.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Dan O'Driscoll

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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What's the capital of Thailand? The letter 'T'...

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Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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What do you call a black priest? Holy Crap

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*Knock* *Knock* Who's there? The IRS

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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