a guy asks another guy if he likes pepsi or coke the guy says coke and he doesnt agree so he kills him

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

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What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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What happened to Alice? She fell down a big hole and broke her neck.

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your face.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

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Religion

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Womens rights.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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Your doorbell is broken.

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Q-What's the difference between me and Chuck Norris? A1- Nothing. We are both humans. A2- Technically, his atomic structure, genes, heritage, blood type, hair color, skin color, muscle tone, eye color, and countless other things. What's more, I am not an actor who revels in fake glory.

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What do you call a young fortune teller who just escaped from jail? A small medium at large.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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