What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cos crossing the road usually doesn't work out too well for chickens.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What is a mexicans favorite sport? Whatever he is interested in.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was being chased.

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My sister has to take a dump

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how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

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guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

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Whats 10+10? A mathematical equation.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's black.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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