What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

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Why was the blond looking at the orange juice box? Because she was reading the nutritional content of orange juice.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

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Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? One is a popular Italian food and the other is a human being.

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the joke below me is not an anti joke

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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There once was a rich man who owned a really big mansion, he's a very organised man and likes routine, every day at 6.30pm he goes for an hour long jog. One day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his mansion is on fire and he can see a little orange man running away in the distance. But he thinks nothing of it. The man has lost a lot of money, but can still afford to move into a slighty smaller, yet still very large house. The next day he goes out for his jog and when he gets back his big house is on fire and again, he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it, but has now lost even more money, and has to move into a regular size house. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his house is on fire and again he sees the little orange man running away in the distance. He thinks nothing of it and has lost even more money. He is really gutted by this point and now has to move into a single bedroom flat. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his flat is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He still thinks nothing of it and has now lost all his money, and has to move into a cardboard box under a bridge. The next day he goes out for his jog, when he gets back his cardboard box is on fire and again he sees a little orange man running away in the distance. He is sick of this and decides to chase the little orange man. When he catches him he tackles him to the ground, turns him over and asks.. did you burn down my mansion, my big house, my average sized house, my flat, and my box? The little orange man replies no.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the person play his XBOX 360? because he felt like it.

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How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

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