Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What did the black man say to the latino man? Nothing he was far to busy trying to get a cab to his office meeting for his board of directors do not appreciate tardiness

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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Q: How do find the population of Mexico? A: You Google it.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Poker face

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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W.N.B.A.

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a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What is 69? A two digit number.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

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What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

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