Friends are like trees, they fall down when hit multiple times with an axe.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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if it's friday, it must be China

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What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Womens rights.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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An armed ninja walks into a bank. He is apprehended by the police, whom he tries to attack with a drawn sword, and is promptly shot down in a hail of gunfire causing civilian injuries and rather significant property damage.

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Monica" "Monica who?" "Monica Lebinsky, your neighhbor"

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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69

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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a priest, a bishop and a cardinal walk into bar to hand out pamphlets about alcoholism

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What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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