What did the Chinese restaurants do with dogs that wander into the kitchen? Kept them as pets.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. ME?!

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Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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I'm not wearing underwear Why not Cause I have built in underwear

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Why couldn't the Chinese man drive? Because he didn't have his driver's license yet.

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Connor "Rusty" McLeod

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A Jew, a lesbian, and an Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender then cards them and sends them out because they're all under 21.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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There is a car full of black people.

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what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

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What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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A few black men walk into a bank... They all open seperate savings accounts and add a portion of that week's pay to put forward money to pay for their children's college education.

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Why did the man stay in the basement? Because he was addicted to pornography and it was tearing his family apart. Eventually he was unable to tell the diffidence between fantasy and reality and sexually assaulted his 13 year old niece.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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A man walks into a bar, then he realized he didn't have any money, so he walked out.

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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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