- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin turned to the other and said, "Boy, its getting hot in here." The other muffin said, "WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL HERE US SCREAM."

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Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

Q: what did the boy get for Christmas A: a new wheel chair his legs were recently amputated due to the same cancer that killed terry fox.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

Why are you here? Because i'm not over there!

Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

how do you kill a blonde? -a gun, knife or any other lethal object

I tried to post an unfunny punch-line-less joke on anti-joke. It worked and I got tons of emotional affirmation from it and stuff, so thanks.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

Why couldn't the orphans go on the field trip? Their parents couldn't sign the permission slip.

why did a latino decide to eat green apple? i don't know that's what i'm asking

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

What do you call a cat with no legs and an inverted anus? Nothing, you're to horrified to speak.

what do you call a dead baby in a blender? child abuse

Lets go Detroit Pistons!

"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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