Knock knock Who's there? What.

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what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

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What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

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How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas? Jewish people do not celebrate Christmas, for Christmas is an annual commemoration of the birth of Jesus Christ, celebrated generally on December as a religious and cultural holiday by billions of people around the world. A feast central to the Christian liturgical year, it closes the Advent season and initiates the twelve days of Christmastide. Christmas is a civil holiday in many of the world's nations, is celebrated by an increasing number of people, and is an integral part of the Christmas and holiday season.

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What do you get when you cross a grizzly bear and a dolphin? Well, the odds of these two animals mating are slim to none. Due to the undeniable fact that dolphins live in the ocean primarily in the warmer tropical waters and grizzly bears live on land in the pacific northwest where the water would be too cold for the dolphin anyway. The dolphin would be swimming around avoiding sharks and the bear would probably be eating a salmon. But if they did breed you would get a dolphinbear. Although a dolphinbear would have a very low chance of survival given it's part dolphin. Dolphins are pussies.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Robin, get in the car.

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no u

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

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Is this Chick-fil-a? No, this is Joe.

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yo mama so fat, she wheres glasses to see better!

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A guy walks into the bathroom, sits down and poops.

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How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

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What do you call a mexican without a lawn mower? .....unemployed

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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The economy sucks. REM broke up. A man killed himself.

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A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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