2 gingers went to a pumpkin patch... And nobody ever found them( life lesson, don't take your ginger to a pumpkin patch)

roses are red, violets are not, this poem makes no sense. Bananas

whats more serious than rape... the holocaust

yo mama so fat she's fat

Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, it is unclear what the chicken's motivation to cross the road was.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

If life gives you melons ... You might be dyslexic

What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

Why did the kid cross the road? He was strapped to a chicken!

Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

A ginger rapping.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

what did the deaf kid get for christmas ? An ipod.

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