Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

Two men walked into a bar, the third followed close behind.

Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

There is a penguin at the bakery: i want 2 loaves said the baker white or brown bread says the penguin does not matter I'm a moped

how do you stop a train? you cant..

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

Knock knock! Yes?

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

Why did the Jew ask for a napkin? something funny about the holocaust

What do you call a school bus full of white kids? A school bus.

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

who farted? umm........that guy.

A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

What's the differance between a pile of leaves and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a pile of leaves burning in my backyard.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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