What's 1+1? 4.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper with some red stuff on it.

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What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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you mother is so stupid that it takes her quite a while to understand jokes

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What did the cowboy say to the alien? Nothing, this is a dream. Wake up.

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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A blonde walks into a store and asks for the microwave behind the counter. The man behind the register promptly hands her the microwave and charges her $435 for it, which is utterly ridiculous.

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why does andy thomson speak that slow because he speaks that way

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why does everyone hate chris. cause he's a douchebag.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

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What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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