What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

George W. Bush

Women's Rights

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How do you beat someone in a video game? You win it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

...and I'm a Mormon.

Guess what? Chicken butt? Poultry gluteus maximus!

What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it, it would break.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

what's faster than a jet? a speeding bullet. what's faster than a speeding bullet? light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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