- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

Why is Michael J Fox so good at using shake weights? Because he is motivated to stay in good physical shape.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Why dont you ask the chicken.

What's the difference between a dead baby in my garage and a Ferrari in my garage? I don't have a Ferrari.

Yo mama so fat she died

Potato salad

What do you call a fat legless over weight black man called Tom. Tom.

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

9:11 make a wish

Knock Knock Who's There? ... knock a door run

I jizzed in my pants. It tasted good

69

A dying homeless man walks into a Hospital. He is asked to leave because he doesn't have health insurance. He dies in a gutter next to where he shits.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

I am funny, yes? No, you are not.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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