- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Is your body from McDonalds ? Girl: Aww is it because your lovin' it? Boy: No, it's because your greasy and fat!

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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drugs.

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

What do you call a banana that's about to be eaten? A Banana

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

How can you tell that a blonde has been using a computer? You can't. There's no common link between computing habits and hair color.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

It is green and it is attached to a fence? Green paint

Why aren't jokes funny in base 8? Because 7, 10, 11.

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

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Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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