A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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your momma's an antijoke

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What does a man like. food.

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A horse walks into a bar...n

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

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Whats worse than than Holocaust.? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

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How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

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What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender, a known drug smuggler for the Mexican Cartel fires three shotgun rounds. As the bartender reloads Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks first the shotgun out of the man's hands followed by three very quick blows to the head. The bartender goes down unconscious and he is arrested. Though the program is no longer produced, Walker Texas Ranger was a somewhat enjoyable, although poorly written and low budgeted made for television action crime drama series produced from April 21, 1993 to May 19, 2001.

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Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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