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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

How many Chinese men people does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Anyone can screw in a light bulb, regardless of race or gender.

What did the mother say to her baby? These little piggies taste good!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

why is 5 afraid of 6? it isnt

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

If life gives you melons.. You're just plain retarded.

Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Obama.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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