Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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a man walks into a bar, sits down, sighs and says, "i had the worst day ever." the bartender replies with, "worse than 9/11?" the man then says "well, 9/11 wasn't that bad."

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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What did the man say to his wife when he bought a dog? I bought a dog.

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Why couldn't Maria play Softball? She was born without legs.

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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A Poem that would be from a stocker: Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van and NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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How do you make a bowl of cheese? First you get a bowl. Then insert the cheese.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This line doesn't rhyme Neither does this one.

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What did the mollusk say to the sea cucumber? I don't know. Neither of them can talk.

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Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

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What's worse than being named Troy Merrill? Being Black.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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