- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

A black man, an Asian, a Jew, and an American all jump off a building. Unfortunately, they all died on impact and their families will mourn for years to come.

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

what do you call an asian flying a plane? a pilot

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

Knock knock Who's there Heyyyy mackane!! ;)

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

a carrot walks into a bar, carrots cant walk for they do not have legs.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Knock knock Whos there? Orphan. Orphan who? Orphan miller. Orphan miller who? Orphan miller jones. Orphan miller jones who? Thats it. Oh okay, I get it you're doing a knock knock joke Yeah. did it go alright? Yeah I guess, untill we started talking in 3rd person.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? It is an assessment intended to measure the respondents' knowledge or other abilities.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Finding half a worm and wondering where the other half is. o.O

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Please don't rape me.

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How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

What do you say to a blind buss driver? You suck

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