- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person in 1780? A slave mostly...

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Real jokes.

Mmmm, donuts

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

Women rights.

What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

Why were the sea hawks fans mad at the Super Bowl? Because why would you throw the ball if you have one yard to go

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

Pickle!

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

Why is the world round? Because oranges are purple.

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

Why did the White guy wanna be Black? He liked basketball.

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

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Anti Joke

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